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First, they forced primates into the workplace. Now they’re murdering helpless, animated fireflies and giving spiders a bad name.

Says WSJ about CareerBuilder’s latest ad campaign:

In one ad, an animated firefly answers the call of a man who wishes he loved his job. As the two break into a musical duet, gazing at the stars, a spider hunts down the firefly, wrapping it in a cocoon as the music comes to an abrupt stop. ‘Wishing won’t get you a better job,’ the ad says.

Geesh! What’s next? Burning-up ants with a magnifying glass, comparing human existence to an ant colony? Hey, wait, that’s not bad.